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Go for the walk. someboty's got this.
The hidden workforce — AI agents for TikTok Shop agencies

We got someboty
to do it.

Scout qualifies creators to your standards in minutes. Analyst turns the results into weekly reports. Shield keeps you out of trouble. The rest of your team does the work only they can do.

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SCOUT_STATUS: ACTIVE
// QUEUE: RESOLVED
// GO FOR THE WALK
someboty
You hear somebody. Then you see the bot.
Layer 01
SOMEBODY
The human desire. "I want to be somebody." Every founder. Every agency manager drowning at 4pm. This is the feeling the brand answers.
Layer 02
SOME BOTS
Hidden in plain sight. Some-bot-y. Not one agent — a team. Scout, Analyst, Shield, Pulse, Conductor, Tempo, Ledger, Ops. A department.
Layer 03
SOME·BODY
These agents have names, expertise, opinions. They are somebody. Not a tool you use — a team member you work with. With presence.
Layer 04
THE REVEAL
You hear "somebody" first. The spelling reveals the rest. Once you see BOT hiding in somebody, you cannot unsee it. The name does the work.
The permission to leave

At 4pm, you need a decision. Not a dashboard.

TikTok gives your team lists of 200 creators. Someone has to read them. Cross-check them against brand standards. Score them. Write up the reasons. Flag the borderline calls. For every brand. Every campaign. Every week.

That someone is currently your best account managers. It does not have to be.

Somerce Pilot — Projected
£180,000
Annual value recovered from manual creator qualification
and repetitive reporting across 50+ brands.
90% reduction in qualification time · 15–20 hrs/wk reporting recovered
SCOUT_STATUS: ACTIVE
BRIEF_RECEIVED: UNILEVER_CREATOR_LIST ACCOUNTS_SCANNED: 12,402 QUALIFIED: 7 BORDERLINE: 3 // human judgement required FILTERED: 193 // reasons attached SHIELD_CHECK: PASS TIME_TAKEN: 4 minutes 12 seconds NEXT: SEND_TO_ANALYST
ANALYST_STATUS: ACTIVE
REPORT_TYPE: WEEKLY_PERFORMANCE BRANDS_COVERED: 52 HOURS_SAVED: 18.5 this week DELIVERED: 07:00 Monday. Every Monday. FORMAT: OPS_MEMO (not dashboard)
What someboty creates

The moments that matter.

When the work is handled, you get your life back. These are the moments someboty is actually for.

Go for the walk.
Go for the walk.
someboty's got this · SCOUT_STATUS: ACTIVE
Play basketball.
Play basketball.
someboty sorted the brief
Be there.
Be there.
submitted and approved · 07:00

// The same message. Different moments. All of them created by someboty.

The department

Your org chart just got smarter.

Eight agents. One department. Each one does a job your team currently does by hand. Scout and Analyst do the heavy lifting. Shield gates risk. Pulse watches what's coming.

The workforce: six vessels on blueprint paper.
Scout — Creator Intelligence
Analyst — Reporting
Shield — Compliance
Pulse — Trends
Conductor — Live Commerce
Tempo — Campaign Planning
Ledger — Finance
Ops — Orchestration
Active
Scout
Qualifies creators. Explains the why. Flags borderline calls for human judgement.
Active
Analyst
Turns Scout output into weekly truth. Learns what converts and feeds it back.
Active
Shield
Brand safety and compliance checks before anything goes live.
Active
Pulse
Trend signals, before they become noise. Steers discovery priorities.
Phase 2
Conductor
Orchestrates live commerce operations. Keeps handoffs calm.
Phase 2
Tempo
Campaign planning, scheduling, deadline intelligence.
Phase 2
Ledger
Costs, ROI, and the AAAS receipt. Proves the value.
Phase 2
Ops
Front door for every request. Keeps the department reliable.
WORKFORCE_FLOW

Scout qualifies. Analyst learns what converts and feeds it back. Shield gates risk before anything goes live. Pulse steers discovery priorities. Conductor and Tempo keep the machine moving. Ledger proves the value. Ops keeps it calm. Together, they are a department — not a feature.

The receipts

Numbers over adjectives.
Always.

90%
Reduction in creator qualification time. 3–4 hours per brand, per campaign → under 20 minutes.
// Scout — Somerce Pilot Projection
15–20hrs
Per account manager, per week, recovered from manual reporting. Without replacing anyone.
// Analyst — weekly reporting automation
£180k
Annual value recovered from time savings and violation prevention across a 50-brand portfolio.
// Thread D Research — Projected ARR impact
UNILEVER — Brand Safety Check
BRIEF: UNILEVER_CREATOR_LIST_200 BRAND_SAFETY: 100% QUALIFIED VOLUME_THRESHOLD: MET (7 of 200) STATUS: sorted by someboty

"We need volume of content but Unilever has brand standards. How do we get both?" — No tool in Somerce's current stack answers this. Someboty does.

For immediate release — 17 February 2027

Somerce Cuts Creator Qualification Time by 90% Using Someboty's AI Workforce

UK's largest TikTok Shop agency deploys team of specialised AI agents across 50+ brand accounts, recovering an estimated 200 hours of account manager time per week. Zero permanent shop suspensions since deployment.

12,402
Creators qualified
across 50+ brands
82%
Scout recommendation
acceptance rate
340+
Violations caught
before enforcement
£420k
ARR. Four agencies.
Bootstrapped.

"It's like hiring a department that already knows every brand we manage." — Joe Yates, CEO, Somerce

// This is where we are going. someboty.ai · 2026–2029
"
I want to be somebody. I personally have my whole life. I'm fifty-six years old. I've wanted to be somebody, and I can't get out of my own way. I'm in my own way. But now I've got someboty to help me.
// The founder's words. The emotional core of the brand.
// This is why someboty exists.
> NEXT_STEP: BOOK_DEMO
// Send one creator list.
// Send your brand constraints.
// Get a qualified shortlist,
// borderline flags, and the reasons.
> REPLY: "OFF YOU GO"

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