Somerce × someboty.
somehow, the briefing is already written.
55 brands. £15M/month GMV. One intelligence layer across all of it.
Material Intelligence: the cross-portfolio signal no single-brand tool can see.
Monday morning. Before coffee.
PORTFOLIO BRIEFING — week ending 28 March 2026 P.Louise £148,392 +11.2% WoW Return 4.1% Beauty Crop £92,104 -2.8% WoW Return 8.3% [⚠️] Free Soul £78,991 +4.5% WoW Return 2.9% Unilever £263,017 +1.9% WoW Return 3.4% TOTAL £583,400 +2.1% WoW Flags: Beauty Crop return rate > 8% threshold. Actions: Scout to find 3x replacement creators. someboty sorted.
One creator. Four brands. One conversation.
Most agencies look at one brand at a time. A creator either fits — or doesn't.
When someboty looks at the same creator across all four brands simultaneously, a different picture emerges.
424,000 followers. £36,294 real GMV.
Route her to Dove this week — doubles brand exposure, zero acquisition cost.
No other tool sees this. Because no other tool looks at all four brands at once.
Four weeks. One brand. Thirty minutes.
That's the ask.
Four weeks of actual work on one brand — your choice. Real creator qualifications. Real morning briefings. Real compliance protection.
30 minutes of your time per week. Nothing changes in how the team works. We run in parallel.
If it's not saving time — we stop.