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four weeks. one brand. thirty minutes of your time a week.

Scout. Analyst. Shield. Pulse. one brand. your choice. four weeks of actual work. real qualifications. real reports. real compliance protection. at the end of four weeks, you'll know whether someboty is right for your portfolio. we think you will.

pilot: £10,000 · monthly retainer: £2,500–3,500

learn somefink: a four-week pilot with one brand isn't a test of someboty — it's a test of whether portfolio intelligence changes how decisions are made. the system gets smarter the moment the first outcome is logged.

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This is where the intelligence lives. The daily briefing, creator qualifications, and compliance flags all arrive here — before your coffee.

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